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1. Somewhere, a smart Lasik surgeon has an office full of brochures that are all slightly out of focus.
   
2. If my superpower was to be able to stop time, I`d totally use it to take a nap without people noticing.
   
3. You`d think the nerds on The Big Bang could fix that stupid elevator.
   
4. Since smart watches can now read your pulse, there should be a feature that erases your browser history if your heart stops beating...
   
5. If you listen real closely to my kids arguing tonight, you`ll hear the sound of me pouring a glass of wine.
   
6. "Size DOES matter", I whisper to my double stuffed Oreos.
   
7. Who`s this "moderation" people keep telling me to drink with?
   
8. The recommended age to have a Ouija Board is 8+ years old. So, you need to be 21 years old to drink alcohol and 8 to summon the devil.
   
9. A word to the wise ain`t necessary - it`s the stupid ones that need the advice!
   
10. I`m convinced that homeless people have all the shopping carts with 4 good wheels.
    
11. one day a man seen a fairy, and asked.... could you make me irresistible to all women.... so she turned him into a credit card. :`D
    
12. Well, Thanks to SAMSUNG, flat screens are no longer `Flat`.
    
13. Whoever said "What goes around, comes around", never passed around a bag of Doritos......................
    
14. The club sandwich, for when a knuckle sandwich just isn`t enough...
    
    
    
    
    
    

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