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Sunday January 19, 2025


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  1. Attempting to guilt me in to doing something, is the surest way to make sure it never happens.
  2. I’m the kind of guy who dreams about naps while I’m asleep.
  3. It`s a beautiful day, think I`ll skip my meds and stir things up a bit.
  4. Hard butter is the devil.
  5. Wish my husband got a check from the NFL for all the refereeing he does from his recliner...
  6. Weekends are like a orgasm.. It`s takes a lot to get there and when u finally do it`s over in no time
  7. If anybody tells you you’re putting too much Parmesan on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don’t need that negativity in your life.
  8. I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato.
  9. Most problems can be solved with nudity.
  10. I see you posted a photograph of snow with the caption "it`s cold" could you tell me more about that
  11. GAL: Would you keep me in your heart forever? BOY: Nop! GAL: (sadly)...why? BOY: Because then you`ll occupy only one part of me...but i`ll keep you in my heart, mind & let you complete me.
  12. Hit the popcorn button on my microwave but none has appeared yet.
  13. All I need to know about you is defined by whether you ask for a cup or a cone when ordering ice cream.
  14. So apparently RSVP-ing to a wedding invite with "Maybe next time" wasn`t the best response. Who knew?




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