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1. Honesty is the best policy, unless you`re trying to return something that you`ve already worn.
   
2. I thought about going outside and doing something today but my Wi-Fi really doesn`t reach very far.
   
3. Dear Friday, I`m ready !!!
   
4. I love using my GPS, problem is I can`t find it.
   
5. Scientists uncovered the part of the male brain responsible for pissing off women. It’s next to the part that knows how much roses cost.
   
6. Its hotter than a three peckered billy goat!
   
7. I bet everyone in Gotham prisons really hates the guy that killed Bruce Wayne`s parents.
   
8. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, you have tits. Simple as that
   
9. Don`t mistake my middle finger as an offer.
   
10. I`d probably get a lot more done if it wasn`t for me.
    
11. I’m at the age where all my posts start with the phrase “I’m at the age where.”
    
12. If your dog is fat it means that you don`t get enough exercise.
    
13. Sorry I poked you all over your body, but I was just looking for the off button.
    
14. I know I am an acquired taste. If you don`t like me, you need to acquire some taste. Or go f*ck yourself. Whichever.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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