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1. Hey ladies breastfeeding in public,...Why don`t you ever smile in my pictures?
   
2. What I do when I black out is none of my business.
   
3. ¦It’s time to clean the refrigerator when something closes the door from the inside.
   
4. Just like our bodies, our minds need exercise. That`s why I think of jogging every morning.
   
5. Well, if anything, the Mayans did teach us one valuable lesson. If you don`t finish something...it`s really not the end of the world.
   
6. All I`m saying is why blame it on being lazy when you can blame it on being old...
   
7. It`s going to be so disappointing if we ever ask aliens about crop circles and they`re just like, "We really hate corn."
   
8. I don’t care if we don’t talk, your existence still pisses me off.
   
9. I have no super powers. I`m guessing I`m the villain.
   
10. I don`t have a police record ... but I think I do have a Sting cd around here somewhere.
    
11. Working in retail has taught me that the customer is always right. At least while they`re in earshot...
    
12. Nice try blocked number, but I don`t even answer my phone when I know who`s calling.
    
13. My new credit card has this awesome theft protection where it just says "declined" whenever you use it.
    
14. “Nothing is impossible.” I disagree. I’m doing nothing right now… it’s totally possible.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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