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Sunday January 19, 2025


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  1. My top 5 exercises: -Jumping to conclusions -Flying off the handle -Carrying things too far -Dodging responsibilities -Pushing my luck
  2. I haven`t slept for three days, because that would be too long
  3. If you rub two sticks together fast enough, you`ll eventually start a widespread panic on the subway.
  4. The best job ever? Sleeping Beauty at Disney World. You just lay down all day. If anyone bothers you, it`s like excuse me, I`m working here.
  5. My personal fast food philosophy: If nobody knows you went to McDonald`s, you didn`t really go to McDonalds.
  6. If by “clubbing” you mean eating club sandwiches then yeah I’m pretty into the club scene.
  7. I’m going to the gym because I heard they have free weights. I wonder how many they’ll let me take?
  8. What if the stickers are the only thing Made In China?
  9. Today my role will be played by an overworked, under caffeinated, sarcastic, unstable, asshole. Consider this my disclaimer for the day.
  10. If people could read my mind, I’d get punched in the face a lot.
  11. I feel bad for the photons that travel 93 million miles from the sun and then have to bounce off your stupid face.
  12. Millions of innocent coconuts are murdered each year so you can drink their nutritious blood you insensitive health freak
  13. College is the only time in which being poor and drunk is acceptable.
  14. I only party on 2 occasions. 1. When it’s my birthday 2. When it’s not…




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