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1. I`m thinking about investing some serious cash in gold....or maybe some other color.
   
2. Never judge a whiskey by its drinker.
   
3. My family is missing that gene that tells you when trash cans are full.
   
4. Don`t under estimate me... unless you`re trying to guess how old I am or how much I weigh.
   
5. The scariest US president was Rushmore, because he had 4 heads
   
6. they say there`s love in every corner....gosh I think I`m moving in circles
   
7. I grew up in a town where the population never changed… Every time a girl got pregnant, a guy left town
   
8. Girlfriend: You`re acting like a little kid. Me: What do mean, little kids can`t drink.
   
9. I`d rather run a marathon than listen to someone talk about running a marathon.
   
10. I swear 90% of the contacts in my phone are useless.
    
11. "Don`t try this at home"...Okay, i`ll try it at my friend`s house..
    
12. Was up all night wondering, why do people compliment me for having all my sh!t together & yet still insult me for being full of it?
    
13. Remember when everyone died before gluten-free bread?
    
14. On the plus side of 2017, the use of the words `awesomesauce` and `amazeballs` were at an all time low.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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