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1. The story of George Washington chopping down the cherry tree is my favorite tale of honesty, integrity, and giving a child an ax
   
2. Got a problem with me? I’m pretty sure a status on Facebook won’t fix it.
   
3. I really should learn to say "congratulations" instead of "are you keeping it?"
   
4. How do I like my eggs? ... Umm in a cake.
   
5. Whoever said "Lets do that" in the meeting for the pop-tarts without frosting, should be fired
   
6. My local hairdresser just got arrested for selling drugs. Unbelievable! I`ve been her customer for 10 years and had no clue she was a hairdresser!
   
7. I`d be vegetarian ... if bacon grew on trees.
   
8. I just read more people are killed by toasters than sharks.So if you`re swimming in the ocean and see a toaster SWIM FOR YOUR LIFE!
   
9. Not doing anything with my life is surprisingly time consuming.
   
10. For all the parents with kids starting school I just want to say congratulations. You made it through another summer without killing your children!! I am proud of you all!!
    
11. I`d care more about your feelings if they came with a toy and chicken nuggets.
    
12. I can`t relate to people who "forget to eat"
    
13. Coca Cola: Because drinking black water seems like a solid life choice.
    
14. A friend of mine told me i have to update my self and I asked my self : does he mean there can be a latest version of me?
    
    
    
    
    
    

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