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1. "I`d like a bowl of soup please." "Any sides?" "I hope so, or it`ll go EVERYWHERE."
   
2. Some people need to calm down, take a deep breath and then hold it for 20 minutes.
   
3. My wife is going to the hair salon today so for the next few hours I will be practising my reaction.
   
4. Hmmmm, thats odd. . . .According to this height / weight chart. . . . I`m too short.
   
5. I don`t exactly have a "to do" list. I have what you might call "If I ever log off Facebook and feel like getting around to doing it" list.
   
6. Junk food would be a lot easier to avoid if it actually tasted like junk.
   
7. I hate it when I write a sarcastic Facebook status and someone who doesn’t speak sarcasm has to comment and ruin it.
   
8. If you read the instructions carefully, the first step to making any microwavable lunch is to throw away the box and dig it out of the trash.
   
9. you know you`ve been facebooking too much when you accidentally say "LOL", in person...
   
10. Here’s your social security card. It’s paper & has to last you forever. Don’t laminate it. Good luck! -The Government
    
11. Live For Today… Plan For Tomorrow… Party Tonight!
    
12. Not to brag, but my antics at work resulted in several items being added to the employee manual.
    
13. Everyone loved Jack-in-the-box as kids. Now I`m older, I like mine in the bottle
    
14. Good For OJ, he gets to take another stab at life..
    
    
    
    
    
    

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