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1. Was sitting and doing nothing. Then I realized I could be sitting and doing nothing on Facebook. So here I am.
   
2. I used to work at a fire hydrant factory. I couldn`t park anywhere near the place
   
3. Next time you over hear a stranger giving out their number. Text them details of what they are wearing. It`s so fun to watch them freak out!
   
4. If I had the money I`d hire 2 private investigators to follow each other
   
5. Have we considered putting Scooby Doo and the gang on the Malaysian airplane caper?
   
6. FB friends, no one gives a ratsass what concerts you went to...
   
7. I have 500 friends and only 499 Birthday wishes on facebook! I`ll remember that when it`s YOUR birthday #405!!!
   
8. Talk to me long enough and you`ll realize why I`m single.
   
9. According to my fitness app, I watched TV for 6 miles this week.
   
10. I don`t understand fat poor people. What are you eating? Broken hopes and dreams?
    
11. If you wake up with a funny taste in your mouth on christmas morning...............just remember that santa only cums once a year. :D
    
12. If you try to pronounce “lmao” you sound like a french cat.
    
13. Pretty sure airport food was priced by children just learning about numbers. "Ok Brian, how much should this apple cost?" SIXTY TWO DOLLARS!!
    
14. If you catch me doing a selfie at work, at least offer to take the pic for me.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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