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1. Can`t wait for Daylight Saving Time to end this weekend so the clock in my car will have the correct time.
   
2. We live in the era of smartphones & stupid people
   
3. I`m in hospital after eating what i thought was onions instead they were daffodil bulbs. Its ok doctors say i will be out in spring.
   
4. I saw a midget carrying a tv to his car today. I said "hey, would you like some help with that plasma?" He said "f*ck off asshole, it`s an IPad!"
   
5. Please: No,No.No-More about how you think relationships should be: we`ve got it , Your Single,,- get off facebook and go take your own expert advise...
   
6. No matter how loud you crank the bass, it`s still a minivan.
   
7. I bought my mother in-law one of those atomic clocks. I can`t wait for the alarm to go off.
   
8. I don`t think the lady who just shushed a baby in the library knows how babies work
   
9. Sorry I said "at least it`s healthy" when you asked me how cute your baby was.
   
10. Been there, done that. allegedly
    
11. The majority of Americans support sending Congress to Syria.
    
12. I`m going to start tackling random guys in football jerseys saying "look how he`s dressed. He was asking for it!"
    
13. Thanks to yesterday`s chili, I can definitively tell you that there are 242 tiles in this bathroom stall.
    
14. My diet could best be described as, "unchaperoned child at a birthday party."
    
    
    
    
    
    

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