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Sunday January 19, 2025


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  1. They say money can`t buy you happiness, but I`ve got a receipt from the liquor store telling a whole different story.
  2. One day when I was at the beach there was a guy in the ocean yelling, "Shark! Help!" And I just laughed. I knew that shark wasn`t going to help him.
  3. I wasn`t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
  4. Guys, want to find out all of your flaws in under a minute? Just ask your girlfriend if she`s gained weight.
  5. Lazy Rule 47: If you spill water, it will eventually dry.
  6. A new study says schizophrenia and pot smoking are genetically linked — but don`t worry, another study says you`re just being paranoid.
  7. I wonder if Alex Trebek’s tombstone will say ‘Who was the host of Jeopardy?’
  8. You have to wait 30 days to buy a gun but Amazon Prime only takes 2 days to ship live bees, no questions asked.
  9. Going to write hasbro a nasty letter!!! The monopoly get out of jail free card doesn`t work...since I`m texting you can you come bail me out?
  10. Just got a fortune cookie with no fortune in it ... Sounds about right for this Monday
  11. I`ll take an ice cream sandwich please. You know what? I`m trying to be healthy, can you change that to an ice cream salad instead? Thanks
  12. Sometimes, the first step to forgiveness is understanding that the other person is an idiot.
  13. My goal in life: Build a time machine and travel forward into the future until I can stop and ask someone "Do you know what `buffering` is?" and they are clueless.
  14. There is a 3-for-2 sale in my local shoe shop. I almost bought myself a new pair of shoes, but couldn`t decide whether to get an extra left or a right one as part of the offer....




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