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1. I wish I had a dollar for every time I didn`t have a dollar.
   
2. Love putting on underwear fresh out of the dryer. They`er so warm and cozy, and it`s fun to scan the laundromat and guess whose they are.
   
3. Before I wash my socks, I just throw one in the trash.
   
4. Maybe Oscar wouldn`t have been so grouchy if the people on Sesame Street cared about the fact that he`s homeless
   
5. There are 3 levels of pain. 1. Pain 2. Excruciating pain 3. Stepping on a Lego
   
6. I don`t remember anything that happened, but I may have had a drink or two...
   
7. I have no problem admitting that you made a mistake.
   
8. There may be no excuse for laziness, but I`m still looking.
   
9. I have no super powers. I`m guessing I`m the villain.
   
10. Gotta thin the herd. – me eating animal crackers
    
11. GAL: Would you keep me in your heart forever? BOY: Nop! GAL: (sadly)...why? BOY: Because then you`ll occupy only one part of me...but i`ll keep you in my heart, mind & let you complete me.
    
12. I`ll be glad when it`s warm enough to pee outside!
    
13. Talking bout planets with my 8 yr old. He asked if you can just plow thru Uranus because it`s all gas. I cannot respond maturely.
    
14. It`s kind of creepy that you noticed me staring at you.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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