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1. How is it possible that we have one hand that can do everything while the other hand is all, “I can’t even hold a pencil”?
   
2. I went to the store and saw that Duracell batteries were on sale just before Valentine`s Day. Someone is a marketing genius.
   
3. All things being considered......half of your friends are below average.
   
4. The only time I`ve ever had a chip on my shoulder was when I tried to dump the entire bag into my mouth at once.
   
5. I almost got raped in jail last night. My family takes Monopoly very seriously.
   
6. The best nicknames are the ones people don’t know they have.
   
7. Save time. See it my way.
   
8. Its amazing how many people respond to "Hey Dumba$$!"
   
9. Funny how the closer I get to the bar the friendlier I become.
   
10. Success, like a fart, only bothers people when its not their own.
    
11. I enjoy a bit of unnecessary swearing as much as the next f*cker.
    
12. Nice try blocked number, but I don`t even answer my phone when I know who`s calling.
    
13. "No! Don`t leave me! I need you! Nooooo!" I say as my laptop cords slowly slides off my bed onto the floor.
    
14. Who needs Google when you’ve got a wife who knows it all?
    
    
    
    
    
    

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