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Friday March 07, 2025


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  1. I cant believe I saw a woman wearing slippers in church today! I almost dropped my beer.
  2. You guys ever trip out on the fact that Indian people eat Indian food for breakfast?
  3. The downside of DVR is getting freaked out by tornado warnings from four days ago
  4. My house isn’t dirty, I just have everything on display.
  5. Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year, and then discover once a year is way too often.
  6. It`s not working. I`ve napped every day this week at work and not a single raise or promotion. Sleeping my way to the top was a stupid idea.
  7. My husband woke up this morning with a HUGE smile on his face. I love Sharpie markers.
  8. It was so cold that when we milk the cows we got ice cream.
  9. When it`s raining I don`t work, when its sunny I don`t work, when its cloudy I call in sick!
  10. Some old people are driving vehicles right now and don’t even know it.
  11. Of all the things life has given to me... I would like to return 20 lbs.
  12. According to the police, public masturbation is not considered a "street performance". Even if you have a hat on the ground on front of you.
  13. "No! Don`t leave me! I need you! Nooooo!" I say as my laptop cords slowly slides off my bed onto the floor.
  14. My ex-girlfriend broke up with me because she says I was obsessed with football. I was shocked. I mean we were together for 3 1/2 seasons.




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