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Sunday January 19, 2025


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  1. cable TV.... helping us avoid Presidential speeches for nearly four decades
  2. When I bang my toe against something, it’s like I pressed a button that plays every curse word I know.
  3. My therapist cries "Why me?" for the full hour.
  4. The circus may no longer come to town but at least we’re guaranteed to always see a few clowns in Washington.
  5. The lyrics for "hush little baby" are basically saying "I will buy you anything if you just shut the hell up"
  6. Once you commit to the idea of a closed casket funeral it really takes a lot of pressure off how you live your life.
  7. Get real. No one’s going to form a single line if the building’s on FIRE.
  8. Here`s a joke for all you mind readers...
  9. My goal is to move just enough each day that no one pokes me to see if I`m dead.
  10. Her dad said he`d like to see me make an honest woman out of her. I had to resist the urge to tell him that ship sailed long before me.
  11. It`s hard to be a good person when kids fit so perfectly into trash cans.
  12. Sorry I missed your call. I was peeing and had both hands full.
  13. I wish people`s voices actually sounded the way they do when their spouse or partner imitates them during an argument.
  14. I don’t care if it’s 1 A.M. I don’t consider it “tomorrow” until I wake up.




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