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1. I`m sorry I slapped you. It`s just you seemed like you weren`t going to stop talking and I panicked.
   
2. Okay, let’s get this straight. There’s no way everone here has the best boyfriend in the world.
   
3. There are two types of people in the world: 1. People who understand and appreciate sarcasm. 2. Morons.
   
4. Well bugger... Just realised the plant ive been watering for 2 years is fake.
   
5. As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I remind myself that you cant always trust Google maps
   
6. When I find it, I don’t need it. When I need it, I can’t find it…
   
7. Is it just me, or does this gravy I made taste like scotch? Anyway, best Thanksgiving EVER!
   
8. There’s nothing worse than getting $0.99 back in change.
   
9. I saw a bumper sticker today that said "I miss New York", so I smashed their window and snatched their laptop...
   
10. “The darndest things.” -kids
    
11. I woke up feeling strange this morning...I felt Rested and Relaxed so I immediately Googled my symptoms. Turns out I had a `Sleep in` Apparently it`s not harmful but may be addictive. . .
    
12. Nobody wished me a happy birthday today, which isn´t surprising really, since it isn´t my birthday.
    
13. I hate it when I tell someone I`ll be there in 10 minutes, but they continue to call me every half-hour anyway
    
14. My wife looks super hot without glasses. That’s why I stopped wearing them.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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