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1. Why I don’t like people: 1% logical reasons. 99% just because.
   
2. Not to brag, but I`m pretty good in bed. I don`t snore or steal covers, and I only pee if something startles me.
   
3. You hate me? I didn’t even know you existed.
   
4. Ever wonder if the McDonalds logo is the letter "m" or just an image of your butt cheeks it will cause?
   
5. If you don`t pay your exorcist do you get repossessed?
   
6. My internet is so slow, it`s just faster to drive to the Google headquarters and ask them in person.
   
7. She looks like the kind of girl that brings a suitcase on the first date.
   
8. I`ll never fly Virgin Airlines. Why would anyone want to fly an airline that doesn`t go all the way.
   
9. I hate it when people radiotype us blondes as dumb.
   
10. My New Year’s resolution is to save enough to buy a Velcro wall ... I plan on sticking to it.
    
11. A naughty thought is a terrible thing to waste
    
12. Every time I lose some weight, I find it again in the refrigerator.
    
13. Whenever I feel all alone in the world, I remind myself that I`m a valued customer at several grocery stores.
    
14. Ever noticed that `beer can` in a british accent sounds exactly like `bacon` in a jamaican accent?
    
    
    
    
    
    

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