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1. People who text back... "kk" ... Are so annoying! ....and almost racist
   
2. I put on my pants like everyone else. Right after the security guard in Target says "Sir, we`re going to have to ask you to leave."
   
3. Dear Noah, we could have sworn you said the arc wasn`t leaving until 5. Sincerely, unicorns.
   
4. According to cannibals it only takes one vegetarian to make vegetarian chili.
   
5. I remember, once upon a time... for about 2 seconds... about 13 years ago... I almost gave a damn.
   
6. I thought about cleaning my room this weekend but didn`t do it. Then I remembered its the thought that counts so I feel better now
   
7. I hate it when people are holding a device capable of using google and they ask me stupid questions.
   
8. So apparently there are two types of white towels in my house. Ones to dry off and ones to touch if you want your fingers broke.
   
9. FACT: How kids feel about snow days is the exact opposite of how parents feel about snow days.
   
10. I love myself everyday. Sometimes, twice a day.
    
11. Why can`t someone look at me the same way I look at pizza?
    
12. My wife says I should use the term "make love" instead of "f*ck.". What the make love is she talking about?
    
13. I didn`t think a McDonald`s Happy Meal would fill me up, but it did...OMG, I ATE THE TOY!
    
14. I have nothing!
    
    
    
    
    
    

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