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Sunday January 19, 2025


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  1. I wish people would consult me before trying to insult me, because I could help them come up with a much better one.
  2. It`s Monday. I`m refreshed and ready to hate my Job
  3. My therapist told me today that I need to stop talking to inanimate objects, but I mean he`s just a lamp so what does he really know anyway
  4. Do you ever just get a random burst of motivation to clean your house, write a novel, paint a masterpiece or read a book ... Yeah, me neither.
  5. So far my Christmas shopping has involved buying myself presents, so I`d say it`s been a success.
  6. Next time you are in a restaurant, give this a thought. The fork you are using has been in the mouth of hundreds of people. Now look at the people eating right by you. Scary, right?
  7. Is it just me, or does this gravy I made taste like scotch? Anyway, best Thanksgiving EVER!
  8. My dog acts like her entire family was murdered by a vacuum cleaner.
  9. For all we know, half the birds are telling the other birds to shut up.
  10. The songs I like always come on when I’m supposed to be getting out of my car.
  11. I copied and pasted your pic of what you ate...and got MORE "likes" than you did. :P
  12. I read a sad statistic that something like 2% of all sushi goes un-Instagrammed.
  13. 12 year olds having sex ? Im sorry when i was 12 i was to afraid to pull my foreskin back incase my d*ck fell out.
  14. I`m at my most cardio when I am moving the treadmill into storage




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