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1. Going to drink straight from the carton because I`m a badass!
   
2. I’ve come to the realization that the trash goes out more than I do.
   
3. **TORNADO WARNING** Everyone head to Giants Stadium. Safest place to avoid a touch down.
   
4. 50% of people believe s@x is "the connecting of two people`s souls through two people`s bodies, as one." The other 50% are guys
   
5. Dear grumpy people: donuts are only $.99
   
6. You know you`re getting old when bending over is a one-way trip.
   
7. There’s a good reason I’m up this late: because I have to wake up really early.
   
8. No thanks, marriage. If I wanted to stop getting laid I would just start wearing crocs.
   
9. If you lack motivation, get on treadmill naked in front of mirror.
   
10. I watched my first porn movie today. I looked so much younger back then.
    
11. Christmas time always make me blue :-(( and then red, then green, then oh wow.. presents...
    
12. Pretending I`m a pleasent person all day is exhausting
    
13. Those days where you don`t take anyone`s sh!t ... Yeah, today is one of those days.
    
14. insert coin to view my status
    
    
    
    
    
    

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