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1. "You only live once. LOL JK!" ~ the cat
   
2. Due to unforeseen circumstances, I will only be jingling "part" of the way this year, as usual ur patience is appreciated.
   
3. You know its cold out ......when you go outside..... and it`s cold out
   
4. superbowl: the only time I actually look forward to watching commericals.
   
5. If you think your wife has a great sense of humor, try leaving a trail of rose petals leading to a sink full of dirty dishes. Not the best idea a man ever had ;)
   
6. I know the voices aren`t real but they have some great ideas.
   
7. The worst thing about renting movie from a Red Box is that a $1 late fee isn’t enough motivation to get off the couch.
   
8. The recommended age to have a Ouija Board is 8+ years old. So, you need to be 21 years old to drink alcohol and 8 to summon the devil.
   
9. I heard she was born naked!! That slut!
   
10. At the urinal, please keep your eyes forward and your conversations limited to weather, sports or beer.
    
11. For over 20 years, I thought Bon Jovi gave love a Band-Aid
    
12. Pumpkin for sale! [slightly used]
    
13. For some reason I`m an extremely secretive person. Don`t ask me why
    
14. Here`s where I draw the line: ___________________________.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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