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1. Why is it that whenever there`s two women in a profile pic, the hot one is always someone else..?
   
2. Thank God! the women with 3 boobs was a hoax... I just couldn`t wrap my hands around it....
   
3. Do you ever get that feeling that you are being watched? Because if it is bothering you, I can stop.
   
4. Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is understanding… that the other person is a complete idiot!
   
5. Which nipple does the red jumper cable go on? Asking for a friend.
   
6. If you guys could read my mind! It would be all like; " "
   
7. Found out today your supposed to urinate on a jellyfish sting, not a jelly stain. Sorry lady at waffle house....just trying to help.
   
8. I don`t quite get women who have like 15 bridesmaids. I don`t even like 15 people altogether in my life.
   
9. Does anyone have plans to stare at their phones somewhere exciting this weekend?
   
10. Step aside coffee, this job is going to take hard liquor.
    
11. I wouldn`t consider myself someone that litters but I do turn on my windshield wipers while im driving down the road to get rid of that useless flyer some idiot put on my car when I quickly run into the store.
    
12. If you don`t like my facebook posts, feel free to delete me and solely visit your friends` pages where the big news of the day is when their grandkids finally took a $hit all by themselves.
    
13. If the shoe fits, buy it.
    
14. Rabbits jump & they live for 8 yrs. Dogs run & they live for 15 yrs. Turtles don`t do anything & they live for 150 years. LESSON LEARNED!
    
    
    
    
    
    

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