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1. My girlfriend said we can`t hang out this weekend because she doesn`t really exist.
   
2. “I went to Jared” I whispered as she slowly opened the velvety box of Subway coupons.
   
3. I wonder how seaworld would react if I walked in there with a fishing pole....
   
4. I hate it when I mean to buy seedless grapes but instead I accidentally get...well you know...Oreos.
   
5. If you don`t pay your exorcist do you get repossessed?
   
6. If you allow your pets to roam free in our neighborhood, I’m gonna put party hats on em. This is non-negotiable.
   
7. My best relationship advice: Make sure you`re the crazy one.
   
8. This might be my ego talking, but I feel my weight-loss spambot followers care about me. They really, really, do.
   
9. That`s disgusting! (unless you`re up for it?)
   
10. I swallowed an ice cube yesterday and I haven`t pooped it out yet ... Really scared now!
    
11. Cheers to alcohol! The cause of, and solution, to all of life’s problems!
    
12. Why isn`t Wendy`s girl fat? You would think that someone who eats so many Baconators, chicken sandwiches and other burgers, would be quite the porker by now.
    
13. I always drink responsibility I make sure that someone is responsible for buying me drinks.
    
14. Home is where the pants aren’t.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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