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Sunday December 22, 2024


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  1. Maybe I`m the good kind of fat like an avocado.
  2. United should roll out Rodeo Rewards where you get paid based on how long you are able to stay on the plane when you are chosen to volunteer.
  3. Drinking doesn’t make me post better Facebook statuses; it simply makes me not care what you think of them…
  4. The gym is like church to some people. No matter what they do all week, they think they can erase it with one visit.
  5. The lyrics for "hush little baby" are basically saying "I will buy you anything if you just shut the hell up"
  6. I try to live by two rules: 1. Don’t make fun of stupid people (they cant help it) 2. Don’t be stupid (people will make fun of you)
  7. Ever since I heard that women have one breast bigger than the other,it`s given me another reason to stare.
  8. Tip of the day: When the cop asks you if you had anything to drink in the last 24 hours, do NOT ask them for the time... trust me
  9. Did you know? If you were to watch all of the Saw films, it would take you 666 minutes?
  10. Dear life, When I said "can my day get any worse?" it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.
  11. I’m sorry for what I said when I was hungry.
  12. I can eat a piece of pie without a plate or a fork what else should I write on this dating site profile?
  13. I don`t know why it`s necessary to get a glass dirty, when wine tastes perfectly fine straight out of the bottle.
  14. Exactly when in American history did Americans stop having British accents?




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