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Sunday January 19, 2025


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  1. My doctor said if I wanna drop a few pounds I`d have to stay away from carbs. So I`ve been using this insanely long straw to drink beer
  2. I think the next Star Wars movie should go Country! I would be excited to see Garth Vader.........
  3. You’d think “attractive neighbor leaves curtains open” would appear in more real estate listings.
  4. I look forward to paying off all my debt and finally getting back to just being broke.
  5. It makes sense that animals pee on something to mark their territory. I mean if someone peed on something, most people would be like, "Eww, okay. That`s yours now."
  6. Good morning to some...Hello to others...And f*uck you to the rest!!
  7. there`s a fine line between "cocky" and "confidence"...and it just so happens I have perfect balance!
  8. "I know im the best driver on the road" thinks every guy.
  9. Sometimes I wonder if these old men sitting on the benches in the mall waiting on their wives to finish shopping were old when they sat down!?
  10. I like to go to a strangers house tell them you used to live there and that your grandfather hid money somewhere in the house and just leave.
  11. I give movies with 2 stars a 5 on Netflix because if I sat through this piece of sh!t, I want you to as well.
  12. When I`m home alone and I walk into the basement, I start talking out loud about all the karate I know.
  13. Marry someone who can cook. Love fades, hunger doesn`t.
  14. Good news everyone – my proctologist called and all the tests were negative. Bad news - his ring is missing...




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