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1. A friend doesn`t question your motive, they just keep their mouth shut and dig.
   
2. I`m thankful for many things, but mostly that there were no camera phones when I was in high school.
   
3. Before having any kids make sure you’re done sleeping and doing things you like to do.
   
4. Whenever someone invites me to their home and I see more than 3 cars parked outside, I keep driving just in case it`s an intervention.
   
5. Technically, Humpty Dumpty died a crack head
   
6. Anybody have plans to stare at their phone somewhere exciting this weekend?
   
7. It`s not really stalking if you don`t catch me doing it.
   
8. If someone tells you "it`s better than sex" they`re not doing the sex right.
   
9. Some of us live thousands of miles away from the majority of our relatives and can`t be with them for the holidays. But don`t be jealous.
   
10. Finally got my sh!t together... Now if I can just remember where I put it
    
11. When I was a kid, I wanted to be a Pilot...but apparently I was too young.
    
12. It`s always so awkward ending phone calls with loved ones, I always say "I love you" and they`re like, "thank you for choosing domino`s"
    
13. Thanksgiving is a great time to test the boundaries of how drunk you can get before your family members notice.
    
14. If you love someone, set them free. If they don’t come back, text them when you’re drunk.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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