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1. Decaf only works if you throw it on people.
   
2. My greatest fear is that I will accidentally use the status update bar as the search bar on my browser.
   
3. I love my car. Without it, I would not be where I am today.
   
4. What`s the difference between "Ooooo" and "Ahhh"? About 3 inches.
   
5. I hate when people post lyrics from songs, but I will survive.
   
6. Some of you take selfies from so close up, I`m beginning to wonder if you`re a T-Rex.
   
7. Gyms are full of people that haven`t found the right couch.
   
8. How can I go to sleep when this movie I’ve seen 70 times just started?
   
9. One of the best uses I`ve ever found for invisible ink is when I signed my marriage license with it.
   
10. Pretty sure nobody would run marathons if they were never allowed to talk about running marathons.
    
11. Never hire an Electrician with no eyebrows
    
12. Do watch out for elderly neighbours in the heat wave. They`re liable to trap you for hours and talk about the weather.
    
13. Man:Hello doc, my wife is having a baby. Doctor:Is this the first child? Man:No, it`s the husband speaking.
    
14. Why the hell isn`t the iphone`s battery life called "Apple Juice."
    
    
    
    
    
    

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