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Friday March 07, 2025


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  1. She might be ugly now, but wait a few more drinks.
  2. Just once I`d like someone to call me "sir" without having to add "you need to calm down or we`re going to have to ask you to leave"
  3. My doctor said he`s been practicing for 30 years. When will he start doing his job for real?
  4. As a community service, I send random inmates letters how my life is going to cheer them up.
  5. I bet Batman`s cape gets stuck in the car door more times than he admits.
  6. There 492 billionaires in the United States, and not one of those goddamned losers has decided to become Batman.
  7. There has to be an online course that I can take to get over my internet addiction.
  8. I sure did waste a lot of time as a kid practicing my autograph.
  9. Lets not kid ourselves, if the zombie apocalypse broke out, there are a couple people we would swear were zombies so we could shoot them
  10. Dear Stomach: You`re bored, not hungry. Shut up.
  11. May you have a prosperous New Year. I may need to borrow money.
  12. Secret Web Cam Test: Please nod your head yes if you can read this.
  13. I`d save a lot more money on car insurance if they quit spending billions on advertising.
  14. I have learned from watching crime dramas on tv when the good guys yell "Federal Agents" at the bad guys, the bad guy always runs. Wouldn`t it be smarter to yell "Prize Patrol" if you really want to catch a bad guy?




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