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Sunday January 19, 2025


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  1. "Love is all we need."-Said a wise man 40 years ago. He obviously has never had a computer
  2. I want my next girl to be crazy but more "Lets have sex in public" crazy rather than "I throw hot coffee in your face" crazy.
  3. Its not my fault if I blame everyone for my mistakes...right?
  4. When I get home the first thing I`m going to do is rip my wife`s panties off. Because they`re too small and the elastic is killing me.
  5. My neighbor came rudely banging at my door at 2:30 am, luckily for him I was up practicing on my new drums
  6. Why isn`t Hungary`s capital city called "Very"
  7. I`ve grown up a lot recently. For example, I used to drink beer all day and now I drink wine.
  8. Some psychologists say that sleeping naked can help boost a person`s confidence, but nobody in this park seems to appreciate it.
  9. I told my wife that I have a sexual satisfaction guarantee policy. If you`re not completely satisfied, we`ll just do it all over again. Guaranteed.
  10. I can`t wait to find my soul mate so I can start sleeping on the couch.
  11. Wow bro, that pot leaf tattoo on your neck really makes the colors of your Burger King uniform pop.
  12. Holiday cards, when you care enough to let friends, family, customers & clients see how your handwriting hasn`t improved since fourth grade.
  13. 12 year olds having sex ? Im sorry when i was 12 i was to afraid to pull my foreskin back incase my d*ck fell out.
  14. "Stop, Drop, and Roll" is not JUST an effective fire safety technique, but also a very memorable way of getting out of a boring conversation. :P




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