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Sunday January 19, 2025


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  1. Note to self: It`s time to grow up, be responsible, and act like an adult. Self to Note: Shut the f*ck up.
  2. that moment when autocorrect decides to ruin you and makes a text incredibly awkward.
  3. Stress balls work really well when you shove them down someone`s throat.
  4. I`m afraid to hug fat girls....what if they`re hungry?
  5. The office Christmas party is a great opportunity to catch up with people you haven`t seen for half an hour.
  6. I need a Shazam app for people I`m supposed to recognize but can`t remember
  7. If no one comes from the future to stop you, than how bad of a decision can it really be.
  8. 1, 2 Freddie´s coming for u 3, 4 better lock the door 5, 6 grab your crucifix 7, 8 gotta say up late 9, 10 never sleep again
  9. since when was it cool to have an iPhone at the age of 10.. i sincerely hope those parents know what they`ve done.
  10. eHarmony has a 24 month plan. How ugly do you have to be to need 2 years to find someone?
  11. I didn`t have access to Facebook for the past few hours. Finally graduated, got married, lost some weight, read 17 books and showered.
  12. Love means never having to say you’re sorry until you`ve thought up a good excuse.
  13. DOCTORS WRITING: "?? ?? ??." HOW I SEE IT: "?????." HOW THE PHARMACIST SEES IT: "Aspirin."
  14. You never truly appreciate Newton’s laws of motion until you’ve sneezed while going to the bathroom.




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