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1. The Wizard of Oz is really just a cautionary tale about the lengths a woman will go to for the right shoes.
   
2. What thinks the unthinkable? An itheberg.
   
3. "Probiotic" sounds a lot better than "bacteria infested"
   
4. I thought I wanted to get married again. Then I laughed and remembered why I shouldn`t think.
   
5. Of course you look good; I don`t have ugly friends.
   
6. Big shoutout to my neighbors, who left their back door open accidentally, when I needed a few things and didn`t want to go to the store...
   
7. What if the weather talks about us?
   
8. if you were 2 times as smart as you are now ... you would still be stupid
   
9. Wear black: all the non-conformists are doing it.
   
10. At this point Washington DC is basically just an elaborate promotional stunt for Grand Theft Auto V.
    
11. My parents say I was an unplanned child, which probably explains why my life isn`t going to plan.
    
12. M?o?n?, T?u?e?s?, W?e?d?, T?h?u?r?s?, Friday !!!!
    
13. The correct term for gluten-free, sugarless, vegan brownies is "compost."
    
14. Facebook is the reason why my work is not done.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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