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Sunday January 19, 2025


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  1. I wear a ski mask to bed so if there`s a home invasion, the intruder will think I`m part of the team.
  2. I like to friend friends of friends then unfriend the first friend to freak out the friend of a friend.
  3. Stretch marks? You mean sick a$$ lightning tattoos.
  4. It`s cute how my wife thinks I can read her mind when I can`t even dress the kids properly.
  5. If I had a nickel for every time someone called me OCD I`d have 27 dollars and 15 cents.
  6. I do not gossip ... I pass things along ... It`s like a public service.
  7. Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes.
  8. LSD makes users lose weight` That makes sense, it`s kinda hard to get to the fridge when there`s a dragon guarding it.
  9. I scratch my a$$ way to much to chew my fingernails...
  10. Bulimia: Twice the taste. Zero Calories.
  11. Retirement plans compared .. If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000. With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left. If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left. If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left. But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for recycl
  12. If you don`t like my facebook posts, feel free to delete me and solely visit your friends` pages where the big news of the day is when their grandkids finally took a $hit all by themselves.
  13. Why don`t they just get Jehovah`s Witnesses to deliver the mail?
  14. Starting to think my wife might have a tumor. She`s had a headache for the past 15 years.




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