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1. Helpful Tip: A ceiling fan won`t cut a bagel in half ... Not even on top speed
   
2. Today is one of those “yeah, I’m not getting anything done” kind of days.
   
3. About to try ordering subway without saying um... Wish me luck!
   
4. Either my cooking’s improved or my family’s immune systems have strengthened.
   
5. If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.
   
6. I really think that Caller ID needs to be more detailed. It should say things like "Wants help moving" or "Will whine about bad relationship."
   
7. Ever get out of the shower and not remember getting a towel ready but its there anyway? You`re welcome.
   
8. It`s important to teach your children math so they can better understand what episode of Star Wars they are watching.
   
9. My doctor said I’m healthy enough for sex, just not attractive enough.
   
10. If you enter a room and there`s no food, you`re in the wrong room.
    
11. Cats have tails so you can swing them around. Duh.
    
12. I can eat a piece of pie without a plate or a fork what else should I write on this dating site profile?
    
13. Whenever I feel all alone in the world, I remind myself that I`m a valued customer at several grocery stores.
    
14. The only thought I have for the weather lately is that someone somewhere is losing a game of Jumanji.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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