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1. I hide from people too, so I get it unicorns, I get it.
   
2. Sorry I’m cranky. I didn’t get my nap in today.
   
3. Wow!!, What a day..I volunteered at a soup kitchen, mowed my lawn, went to 2 Birthday parties, ran 6 miles, then told a bunch of lies on Facebook.
   
4. When my husband gives me shit for taking too long to get ready, I remind him that you never know when you`ll meet the man of your dreams.
   
5. It only takes 2 ingredients to make a baby. Does that not blow your mind. Like at least there should be some flour or something.
   
6. Bring a CD into my car that I "have to hear" and I`ll figure out a way to deploy the passenger side airbags
   
7. Nothing says "party" like a red plastic cup.
   
8. If the Internet was never invented... what would we all be doing now?
   
9. I`m afraid of a world run by adults who were never spanked as kids and got trophies just for participating.
   
10. You make me feel "I`m-typing-this-with-my-middle-finger" angry.
    
11. this isn`t the status you`re looking for
    
12. I`m Not Perfect. Your Not Perfect. But Together We Can Be a Perfect Sense of Humor LOL!
    
13. I like to say my kid handles funds for a multi-billion dollar corporation. It`s easier than saying he is a cashier at McDonald`s
    
14. I`m fresh out of hopes and dreams. Can I interest any of you in despair and disappointment?
    
    
    
    
    
    

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