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1. What is it about paper towels that makes me always want to use more than one?
   
2. DUI attorneys should buy some ad space on those Taco Bell hot sauce packets.
   
3. The more I drink, the more I realize how much more I still want to drink.
   
4. Take your age. Subtract 3. Then add 3. That is your age.
   
5. If you don`t pay your exorcist do you get repossessed?
   
6. I think I could be a farmer. Except for the dirt, waking up early, wearing overalls and planting crops. But I wouldn’t mind driving a tractor around.
   
7. Nothing says "party" like a red plastic cup.
   
8. I`m watching Godzilla tonight.... His parents asked me to babysit
   
9. I was about to do something awesome, again, but I told myself “Enough is enough, that’s plenty of awesome for one day”
   
10. I Got so Drunk Last Night ,.I Walked Across the Dance Floor to Get Another Drink, and I Won the DANCE COMPETITION...!!
    
11. That awkward moment when the woman your dancing behind bends over so you can grind it, and you realize she`s just lost an earring and nobody in Starbucks can hear your iPod...
    
12. St Patricks Day, when you can eat lucky charms dowsed in beer and everyone thinks..great idea!
    
13. I smiled and waved at my neighbour so I bet the first thing she`ll do today is buy bedroom curtains.
    
14. Most people don`t realize this, but you can eat organic, all natural, gluten-free food without telling everyone around you.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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