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1. We`ve all been talking about your paranoia.
   
2. No children were harmed in making this status. Ignored perhaps, but certainly not harmed…
   
3. Unfortunately, showing that much cleavage doesn`t fix your face.
   
4. How come "you`re a peach" is a complement but "you`re bananas" is an insult? Why are we allowing fruit discrimination to tear society apart?
   
5. Marriage is like playing Monopoly. It starts out as fun, gets a little boring, then someone steals money from the bank and no one ever wins.
   
6. is in that awkward phase of the day between never drinking again and noon.
   
7. On a scale of one to crazy, how many cats do you have?
   
8. Today I noticed that the cover of my ironing board was wrinkled, and I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because of the word "irony."
   
9. Go buy a burrito, leave it in your fridge, get drunk, come home and be your own best secret admirer.
   
10. Is it annoying when people answer their own questions? Yes it is. Do I wish they would stop? Absolutely.
    
11. I carry a permanent marker just in case someone without a mustache falls asleep.
    
12. Dance like no one´s going to put it on YouTube.
    
13. At the end of each day, life should ask us, `Do you want to save the changes?`
    
14. This morning I surveyed 100 women and asked them what shampoo they used when showering. 98 of them said, "How did you get in here?"
    
    
    
    
    
    

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