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Sunday January 19, 2025


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  1. This is just a quick shout-out to bread bowls, waffle cones and other edible containers. You guys are doing a great job.
  2. That awkward moment when you get in the van... And there`s no candy.
  3. I really need a day between Saturday and Sunday.
  4. Ever gotten that awkward feeling? ..like the one when you realize you`re chewing on a BORROWED pencil?
  5. I wonder what my dog has named me?
  6. What if all this time it`s been Chicken that taste like Frog legs????
  7. There’s literally no way to know how many chameleons are in your house.
  8. The only time I hit the panic button on my car keys is accidentally, and the only person who panics is me.
  9. This is a lousy dating site.
  10. Fast way to mess up someones Knock Knock joke? "It`s open."
  11. The only thing I love more than an open mind is an open bar.
  12. I love how my calendar assumes when I add a 8:00 event, it`s AM. Google thinks I`ve got my life together.
  13. Spent 40 minutes on the treadmill this morning. Next time I might turn it on.
  14. "Love your friends, Not their sisters." & "Love your sisters, Not their friends." -By Mummy...




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