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Sunday January 19, 2025


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  1. Hey ladies breastfeeding in public,...Why don`t you ever smile in my pictures?
  2. Collecting my thoughts… I almost have a whole set! ;)
  3. I love my work, but I would also love to never have to do it again.
  4. Phrases I hope to avoid in my obituary: “skeletal remains,” “dumpster,” “almost beyond recognition,” “dental records” and “shallow grave.”
  5. I miss flip phones because at the end of a conversation you could always dramatically close them like, bitch whatever.
  6. What if the lightbulb had never been invented? How would we know when someone has a really good idea?
  7. Baby gates are parents` way of saying "this area is locked until you’ve gained more experience."
  8. Ugly is such an ugly word. If I must describe an ugly person I´d prefer to use the term "handsomely-challenged"
  9. Use Angie`s List if you want a plumber to come over. Use Craigslist if you want that plumber to come over with no pants.
  10. Over the weekend I pulled a muscle getting off the couch to fetch more Doritos.
  11. I`m pretty sure even Santa wishes they would stop playing Christmas music on the radio this time of year.
  12. I would like my FB friends to know that the opinions and comments I make on FB in no way reflect the actual thoughts, opinions or actions of me, or my family. Its all for fun. The only posts that I actually mean are the same ones you agree with.
  13. I thinking about how im disgusted by holding a gas pump but yet, I have no problem drinking my beer from a cup that ten other people drank out of, and a backwash covered ping pong ball was just thrown into it after hitting a dirty a$$ garage floor??
  14. I just lost my mood ring, I don`t know how I feel about that.




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