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1. It’s proving very difficult to find a shop selling “Left Guard” for my other armpit…
   
2. Stairs are like rock climbing after a bottle of vodka.
   
3. When God closes a door, it usually has my fingers in it.
   
4. If life Sucks, what makes you think death doesn`t Blow??
   
5. "I didn`t get your text" is the new "my dog ate my homework"
   
6. If Monday had a face, I´d punch it.
   
7. Girlfriend said she felt she looked fat, tired, and ugly. Said she needed a compliment. I told her that her eyesight was nearly flawless.
   
8. Roses are red. Monsters are green. Just look in the mirror. You`ll know what I mean.
   
9. Next time a guy says he wants to fight you, just say "not in that outfit!" and roller skate away
   
10. The only idea worse than New Coke was brown toilet paper...
    
11. Ladies and Gentleman, I`ve traveled a long way, crossed many bridges, fought my way through countless obstacles, all to bring you this one sad truth about life. There`s never enough beer.
    
12. Nice try, Henry Winkler, but I’m not inclined to take mortgage advice from a guy who lived above the Cunningham’s garage for like ten years.
    
13. Every woman thinks her husband is a moron. And they’re absolutely right because smart men don’t get married.
    
14. Being handed a flyer is the offline version of a pop-up ad.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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