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Saturday January 18, 2025


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  1. Remember, an easily stolen ADT security sign placed on your lawn is the first line of defense against crime.
  2. I end a lot of my sentences with "just saying`, because saying, "you idiot" is considered offensive.
  3. ¦It’s time to clean the refrigerator when something closes the door from the inside.
  4. Due to inflation, a picture is now only worth 700 words.
  5. Alcohol is never the answer. Unless someone asked me, "What are you doing this weekend?"
  6. Another day, another chance to make someone say, "Oh, now that`s just WRONG"...
  7. That awkward moment when you gently toss your phone on the bed and it bounces off 3 walls, breaks 2 lamps and kills a cat...
  8. So apparently there are two types of white towels in my house. Ones to dry off and ones to touch if you want your fingers broke.
  9. Some of us are basically unpaid Facebook interns.
  10. A high school diploma takes you 12 years to get, 2 minutes to frame and a lifetime to forget where you put it.
  11. I always clench up before I drive into a tunnel because I`m afraid Wile E. Coyote might have just drawn it on there.
  12. Whenever I drive past the psychic’s empty parking lot, I think, if I was psychic I would only be open on the days I knew people were coming.
  13. Copy this and paste it in your status if you know someone, or have heard of someone who knows someone.. If you don´t know anyone, or even if you´ve heard of someone who doesn´t know anyone, then do still copy this. It´s important to spread the message. Oh and the hearts ? ? ? ? For crap´s sake, don´t forget the hearts! ? ? ? ?
  14. I felt sorry for the hypnotist I saw last night…he hypnotized 7 guys…then dropped the mic on his foot and yelled F*CK ME ... what happened next will haunt me for the rest of my life




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