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1. Spent the morning at the farmers market carefully selecting fruits and vegetables to throw away next Saturday.
   
2. why does that idiot Charlie Sheen keep winning, and a good person like me keeps losing?
   
3. I like restaurants because the people have to be nice and feed you.
   
4. I`m an optimist. I didn`t lose a sock in the dryer. I found an extra one!
   
5. One day, I`m gonna wait for the Wal-Mart greeter to go on a bathroom break, step in their place, and begin welcoming everyone to K-mart.
   
6. Don`t threaten to leave people, surprise them by actually leaving.
   
7. Hate having friends? Just chew with your mouth open.
   
8. Well, it`s about that time of the day when I stop hitting the snooze button, wipe away the drool, open the blinds, and head on home from work.
   
9. Worried that you may have a stalker? Shut up and just be happy someone likes you.
   
10. National no bra day wasn`t as successful as the creators had hoped. due to sagging attendants and lack of support.
    
11. This coffee would work better if I could throw it at people.
    
12. My package finally came today. this is awesome....it means I have bubble wrap to play with
    
13. I just want to be famous enough to have a Wikipedia page full of misinformation about me.
    
14. Pretty sure one of my ex-girlfriends added the, "are you still listening?" feature on Pandora.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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