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1. Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is understanding that the other person is an idiot.
   
2. Hard work never killed anyone but why risk it?
   
3. Before I lose my phone, end up naked, high, drunk and/or possibly arrested, I would like to wish you all a Happy Friday.
   
4. Roses are red, dead ones are black, why is your chest as flat as your back?
   
5. I accidentally called 911, so I set my house on fire so I wouldn`t look stupid.
   
6. There is no harm in imitating a porn movie. But stopping in between because you are imitating the buffering part (!), is unacceptable.
   
7. How are poor people so good at finding money for tattoos?
   
8. The Internet: 1% information 1% jokes 98% outrage over information and jokes
   
9. To make it stand, you wet it. To make it wet, you suck it. To make it stiff, you lick it. To get it in, you push it. Threading a needle isn`t easy.
   
10. why do people with bad teeth always have a smile on there face
    
11. Pocketwatches were replaced by wristwatches, which became digitalwatches, which were replaced by mobile phones. Which we keep in our pockets
    
12. I have heard of women that aren`t crazy, but I`ve also heard of Unicorns.
    
13. Anyone else find it odd that on Star Trek, when they "boldly go where no one has gone before" they always end up meeting someone?
    
14. Who needs Google when you’ve got a wife who knows it all?
    
    
    
    
    
    

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