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1. Of course size matters. No one wants a small pizza
   
2. Nobody knows how much work I put into looking only this fat.
   
3. Sit-ups are my favorite form of exercise because I get to lay down every few seconds.
   
4. If your man is reluctant to talk about his feelings, it’s probably because you haven’t told him what they are yet.
   
5. Just saw the trailer for "Noah." I hear The Book is better.
   
6. Until today, I thought American Horror Story was a book about marriage.
   
7. Woke up this morning with a HUGE smile on my face....damn kids and thier sharpies.
   
8. Always finish your beer. There`s sober kids in Africa.
   
9. Going to write hasbro a nasty letter!!! The monopoly get out of jail free card doesn`t work...since I`m texting you can you come bail me out?
   
10. Tonight I’m going to have my favorite drink. It’s called “a lot.”
    
11. I`ve discovered two things today... 1. My cat looks so cute in people clothes. 2. I`m probably going to die alone.
    
12. If you smell Axe body spray on your lawyer,, you`re going to jail.
    
13. "No! Don`t leave me! I need you! Nooooo!" I say as my laptop cords slowly slides off my bed onto the floor.
    
14. I surveyed 100 women on what shampoo they prefer while showering 95% said How the hell did you get in here!!!
    
    
    
    
    
    

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