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1. If you are hotter than me, wouldn’t that make me cooler than you.
   
2. I just found out cock fighting is done with roosters and now it feels like this 6 months of training has been wasted.
   
3. Valentines Day is the only day of the year that the guy with the smallest package gets the girl.
   
4. I can`t wait to procrastinate.
   
5. Sorry I`m late, I was waiving my hands at a paper towel dispenser that turned out to not be automatic.
   
6. my Dr. says i have ADHD, i dont know how they see.... oooooh a squirrel!
   
7. I wonder what I did in a previous life to get reincarnated as me...
   
8. I have a few skeletons in my closet. But, every single one of them deserved it.
   
9. Money may not buy happiness but it can certainly improve the quality of your misery
   
10. The problem with today`s children is that today`s parents are idiots.
    
11. I took a nude photo of myself ... With the light off ... You`re welcome.
    
12. Trying to be a responsible adult is messing up my social life.
    
13. If the shoe fits, buy it.
    
14. I had lunch with a chess player yesterday. It took him 20 minutes to pass the salt.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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