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Saturday January 18, 2025


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  1. Yesterday I accidentally sent a naked picture of myself to everyone in my address book. Not only was it embarrassing, but it cost a fortune in stamps.
  2. This lady in Walgreens is staring at me like she`s never seen anyone put on deodorant and then put it back on the shelf.
  3. 363 shopping days `til Christmas and some people already have their lights up.
  4. How do I like my eggs? ... Umm in a cake.
  5. I don’t like to think before I speak. I like to be just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.
  6. A recent survey of one person reveals that 100% of me thinks I should leave work early.
  7. when a girl says "whatever" what she really means "I hope you get shot, fall off a bridge, get raped by a shark, and then eaten by it
  8. My kids are giving all the people on this airplane a hard lesson in birth control right now.
  9. "I`ve never seen an angry stoner, see angry drunks all the time!" Clearly you`ve never tried to take a stoner`s nachos away.
  10. Impressing the McDonald’s drive thru people with my music is always a top priority.
  11. Of all the things life has given to me... I would like to return 20 lbs.
  12. I was asked what I would give the woman who has everything? Well...my phone number for a start
  13. Your parents taught you to wash your hands after you pee. My parents taught me not to pee on my hands in the first place.
  14. I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing.




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