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Saturday January 18, 2025


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  1. This time change has me all messed up. Driving with my hands at 11 and 3 is hard
  2. Imagine how frustrating it would be if Tic-Tacs were individually wrapped
  3. Last year in college football Alabama beat Arkansas, Tennessee, and Auburn. Those teams coaches all resigned. Any chance of Alabama playing agsinst the White House this year?
  4. I wish I could veto MY bills.
  5. Don`t ever, ever EVER!!! Touch a crazy man`s food!!! I will STAB YOU WITH A SPOON!
  6. I ignored your Facebook friend request because there isn`t a "Hell no!" button.
  7. I just gotta believe that as a species we`re capable of making an automatic hand dryer that`s quieter than an airplane.
  8. It was so cold that when we milk the cows we got ice cream.
  9. There are days when everything goes perfectly. . I wonder what those are like?
  10. People who go rock climbing: you know you don`t have to, right
  11. Reckon the first person to make popcorn by accident probably ran away
  12. Thank you, true crime show, for saying that was a reenactment. I was pretty upset your camera person didn`t stop that murder.
  13. Judging by the commercials, only old white guys with sailboats can suffer from erectile dysfunction.
  14. If by a blow job you mean blowing everything out of proportion then yes I totally rock at blow jobs.




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