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Sunday December 22, 2024


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  1. I have a feeling I already know which direction my "Get rich or die trying" lifestyle is headed.
  2. the dude who posted ”MERRY CHRISTMAS“ has still got his head shoved up the turkeys A$$ it seems...
  3. I`m so unlucky with women? I visited a massage parlour the other day..and they told me it was "self - service"
  4. The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese.
  5. I don`t exactly have a "to do" list. I have what you might call "If I ever log off Facebook and feel like getting around to doing it" list.
  6. The overspray from my windshield washer fluid just totaled a smart car.
  7. When I see ads on TV with smiling, happy housewives using a new cleaning product, the only thing I want to buy are the meds they must be on.
  8. Men are great listeners when you have big boobs ;)
  9. Sometimes I sit and wonder what the world would be like if I wasn`t awesome ... That would be scary.
  10. Im at my classiest when my neighbor catches me begging my dog to sh!t faster because it`s cold.
  11. A magic eraser, but for my bar tab.
  12. I just wanted to send you a quick note letting you know that you`re in my inappropriate thoughts.
  13. I could really go for a vegetable sandwich! Maybe some tomatoes, some spinach, cucumbers... With cheese. And a hamburger patty. And bacon. Ok I really want a bacon cheeseburger.
  14. The problem with drinking with people from work is they`re the ones I bitch about when I`m drunk.




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