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1. I only say “bless you” twice. If you sneeze a third time I assume you cant be blessed and you’re a demon who must be destroyed.
   
2. If you`re single and you know it hug your cat!
   
3. Am I the only one who calculates how much sleep I can get before I go to bed?
   
4. Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial muscles.
   
5. Why is it called stealing when your WIFI is trespassing in my house?
   
6. I do 5 sit-ups every morning. No, it doesn`t sound like much, but there`s only so many times you can press the snooze button.
   
7. You laugh because I`m different ........... I laugh because I farted.
   
8. I relate to Game of Thrones because much like my own life, I have no idea what`s going on and there`s a lot of wine drinking.
   
9. Time to clean the house. Good thing I took that delegation class at work and I have 2 kids. This is going to be fun
   
10. I was just thinking…Then I thought “why?”... So there will be no more thinking today.
    
11. HR have advised that I’m not allowed to ask my chubby co-workers if they ate my missing stapler.
    
12. Bacon is the only exception that does not fall under the 5 second rule for dropped food.
    
13. The amount of time my smartphone spends plugged in charging, you might as well want to call it a Land-line
    
14. Now tell me how old your baby is in hours.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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