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1. If, in your relationship, you hear "You`re suffocating me", you`re probably not holding down the pillow hard enough.
   
2. At hotels, you can either take a helicopter tour of the city or drink the bottle of water on the table. They cost the same.
   
3. Instead of calling in sick, call in well. Tell them how great you feel not having to go to work today.
   
4. I fell off the wagon because I was too drunk to keep my balance
   
5. Procrastinating is just enjoying all the side quests in life whilst you delay the main quest story mission
   
6. Who was the greatest prostitute in history? Ms. Pac Man, for 25 cents that bitch would swallow balls til she died!
   
7. I stayed at a really nice, really fancy hotel this weekend. The towels were so thick I could hardly get my suitcase shut.
   
8. Finally down to my pre-pregnancy/pre-kids weight...well...before my wife had kids I mean.
   
9. Sometimes one middle finger isn`t enough to let someone know how you feel. That`s why we have two hands.
   
10. I finally quit eating pizza for good, now I only eat pizza for evil.
    
11. The best part of my divorce was how I woke up and I hadn`t done anything wrong
    
12. I told you a million times do not exaggerate!
    
13. You don`t know true competition until you`re one of the last two people in musical chairs.
    
14. Note to self: the wife does not want an `exercise pole`.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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