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1. whats the difference between a dog and a fox????? six shots
   
2. Taking down my Christmas tree would probably just be a waste of time at this point.
   
3. I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
   
4. My Chinese waiter put my food down in front of another white guy who looked nothing like me. I get it now.............Wait, That`s not my waiter!
   
5. Sometimes I miss being in a relationship, but then I look at my wallet and I feel alright again.
   
6. If your significant other is mad at you, put a cape on them and say "Now you`re super mad!" If they laugh marry them.
   
7. Did anyone else ever wonder why the Easter Bunny gave away chocolate eggs? Last I checked, bunnies don’t lay eggs. What kind of sick new species is this?
   
8. You know you`re getting old when you have to have a drink to motivate you to go out & have a drink.
   
9. I can bench 250 lbs. And by that, I mean, I can sit myself down on a bench in a local park.
   
10. How much Hershey`s Chocolate Syrup can I add before it`s really not a SlimFast shake anymore?
    
11. I believe in the silver rule of life: Do unto others then run!
    
12. The best way to get over someone is probably with your car
    
13. I`m so old, I remember when the internet didn`t have commercials.
    
14. I`ve got worms !!!! ......... worms in me garden
    
    
    
    
    
    

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