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1. I`m sure the fellow below don`t have big feet :(
   
2. Please either stop being so attractive or make out with me, it`s your choice.
   
3. Great idea for an April Fools Prank ... Hide all of the desktop icons on someone`s computer and replace their wallpaper with a screenshot of their old desktop.
   
4. Scientists discover that caterpillars can whistle. Am I the only one wondering if they`re concentrating their efforts on the wrong things?
   
5. Mosquito landed on my friend`s face; easiest decision of my life.
   
6. The next time you feel you’re worthless…. just remember…. your organs are worth a LOT of money on the black market.
   
7. Everytime I see a mattress tied to the top of a car, I think….there’s another prostitute making a house call……
   
8. If today were a fish, I`d throw it back.
   
9. Their bedroom door is closed. I better walk in there for no reason. - kids
   
10. How many decades of knowing someone before it`s rude to ask what their name is?
    
11. That awkward moment when the guy who discovered milk had to explain what he was doing to the cow.
    
12. 99% of people in this world are stupid, luckily I`m in the other 2%
    
13. Requesting a table in the “Hot Waitress” section should be socially acceptable.
    
14. You know you`re getting old when Happy Hour is a nap.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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