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Saturday January 18, 2025


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  1. I`m gonna start a secret porn industry and call it "The Illuminaughty"
  2. Imagine how frustrating it would be if Tic-Tacs were individually wrapped
  3. How to make a Vodka Christmas cake. . (Made mine this morning!!!!) 1 cup sugar, 1 tsp. baking powder, 1 cup water, 1 tsp. salt , 1 cup brown sugar, Lemon juice, 4 large eggs, Nuts, 1......bottle Vodka, 2 cups dried fruit. Sample a cup of Vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Vodka again to be... sure it is of the highest quality then Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it is best to
  4. Nice try butter flavored pancake syrup, but I`m still putting butter on them!!
  5. I think the guy who invented the word kumquats should have gotten to name more stuff!
  6. Keep your marriage fresh by writing each other love notes like "I considered smothering you with a pillow last night but didn`t."
  7. I`m pretty sure the phrase "Did I say that out loud?" is just a way of adding an exclamation point.
  8. I go into Best Buy and ask "Where are your most expensive yet least guarded items?" Then someone is always nearby when I have questions.
  9. My baby girl is so polite. I told her she needed to share and she said "No, thank you"
  10. Why do we only crave what`s bad for us? Alcohol, deep fried food, sex with strangers. You never hear anyone say "I`d kill for some salad"
  11. College is expensive, BUT your student ID saves $3 at the movies. So really it pays for itself if you go to the theater 30,000 times.
  12. at this point in life I break my life down into 2 time periods B.N and A.N....Before Netflix and After Netflix
  13. Just because you`re not paranoid doesn`t mean they`re not out to get you.
  14. Wish there were more love songs about naps and liqour.




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