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1. Make somebody happy today... mind your own business!!!
   
2. No, I didn`t say I was a taxidermist. I said, I can stuff your beaver.
   
3. what if the princess wants to be with bowser, but mario keeps kidnapping her
   
4. I`m allergic to gluten free diets.
   
5. “Knock him out.” – Mama
   
6. I was playing catch phrase with my family and the phrase I got was `pearl necklace` .. And then I ruined family time...
   
7. My mother might be right.. I was the reason someone invented birth control.
   
8. A house is not a home until you can find all light switches in the dark.
   
9. Most problems can be solved with nudity.
   
10. I hate when homesless people shake their cup of coins at me. It`s like yeah I know you have more money than me, no need to rub it in.
    
11. If you hold a 40oz bottle to your ear you can hear the ghetto.
    
12. Being alone with my thoughts can be quite boring unless alcohol is involved
    
13. If you don’t like my sense of humor please tell me… so I can laugh at you!
    
14. The only thought I have for the weather lately is that someone somewhere is losing a game of Jumanji.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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