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1. So tell me, does it hurt to be so full of sh!t?
   
2. 3 shots of vodka can erase 8 hours of rage in 15 minutes. That’s all the math you really need to know.
   
3. You know its cold out ......when you go outside..... and it`s cold out
   
4. Old meaning of sorry. "I won`t do it again." New meaning of sorry. "Damn I got caught, next time I need to be more careful."
   
5. 1 in 5 bosses will let you leave work early if you claim to have `lady problems` then start crying. It works even better for guys.
   
6. Hire a hitman is apparently not the correct answer to "what would you do if you won the lottery"
   
7. I think people who challenge me at Words With Friends are most impressed with my vast knowledge of three letter words.
   
8. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
   
9. A lot of people seem to forget their other four fingers when waving to me.
   
10. Remember ... I can always make it look like an accident.
    
11. The longer I stay at home, the more homeless I look.
    
12. I just devoured a six inch from Subway and I`m still not satisfied. I get it ladies. I get it.
    
13. If you needed to wear camouflage in a gingerbread house, would you wear ginger snaps?
    
14. If you`re ever worried there`s an intruder in your house, shout 69 down the stairs. If no one laughs, there`s no one there
    
    
    
    
    
    

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