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1. If you bend over and place your ear next to a girls vagina , you can clearly hear her say "WTF are you Doing!"
   
2. I hate it when people beg for likes, like if you agree?
   
3. I don’t mean to alarm you but you know those people in your office that can’t work the fax machine? They’re driving home on the same roads.
   
4. Sometimes I think of something so wrong and inappropriate that my little black heart skips a beat with delight.
   
5. *breaking news music plays* Last thought of the night: Why is now everyone talkin` bout "twerkin`"? Man, that shyt been `round since the days of Hammer pants and spandex shorts!!!!
   
6. The sperm bank is overpriced to store my stuff so if you come over, don`t use the cloudy ice cubes from the tray labelled "Future Champions"
   
7. I answered the door in my underwear. That WAS the tip, pizza guy!
   
8. why waste your brain cells to think of a comment when you can just like someone else`s?
   
9. I’m a pervert, but in a romantic way.
   
10. Didn`t leave home today. It was too peopley out there.
    
11. A panda never pays his bills, because he eats shoots and leaves!!!
    
12. I had my Crayola guy re-run the numbers,,, and there`s only 36 shades of grey
    
13. I’m jealous of a book character for having sex with another character but sure come ask my advice about your marriage.
    
14. If you want to be remembered after you die, borrow money from everyone you know.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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