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1. Maybe teenagers just aren`t strong enough yet to remove the sticker from their hat
   
2. Ever work out and think "wow I really needed that"? That`s how I feel about the chocolate chip cookie I just ate.
   
3. Your car took up two spaces, I tried to move it over with my key.
   
4. The only thing wrong with eary mornings is being awake.
   
5. I`ll never become mature enough to not laugh out loud when the person in the stall next to me farts so loud it sounds like a volcano just erupted.
   
6. Your so vain...you probably think this post is about you
   
7. With all the technology available now, you’d think they’d have found a way to grow apples without those little stickers.
   
8. For those who know nothing of how to satisfy a woman: The G spot is located at the end of the word shopping.
   
9. Me: GUESS WHO BOUGHT A MEGAPHONE!? Neighbor: Get out of my house! Me: You`re not even guessing.
   
10. When your parties have glasses instead of red cups, you’re a grown up.
    
11. Mary Had a Little Lamb, Little Lamb, Little Lamb. Maybe she wasn`t that hungry.
    
12. I`ve never been a fan of multi-tasking or quite frankly regular tasking.
    
13. Relationship status: Just got screamed at for peeling the carrots wrong.
    
14. I hear they designed the newest iPhone to fit perfectly in your hand, right where your money used to be.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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